I'm drive I can fine osifer
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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