My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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