You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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