she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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