everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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