You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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