why do cheetos always look like penises
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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