i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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