she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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