Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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