i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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