I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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