worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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