Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize