You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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