there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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