one two three fourrrrnication!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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