is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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