I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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