Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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