I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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