Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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