I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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