are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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