Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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