whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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