it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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