he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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organizing the empties. That sober.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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