What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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