Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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