No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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