What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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