New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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