so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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