they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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