At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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