She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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