escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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