Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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