and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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We are two peas in an std pod
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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