Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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