Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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