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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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