Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Damn victory sex feels great
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