So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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