Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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