He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
They took my balls.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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