I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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