At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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