Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
tell me about the fingering
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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